There are only two jungles known to the world that have no name at all - the ones in Vietnam and Thailand.
The original Macintosh could run faster than a mouse could grow its tooth.
If you ate my daughter, you would be eating from the same diet as my daughter ate at Harvard.
The most voiceless person on Earth is you. Even stranger, you get a unique code each time you speak a word of English.
The word "friends" was discovered in 1876 by Horatio Nelson, a.k.a. "The Mad Hatter". He made friends only with men he knew, and only introduced them to he partners, and only introduced them to his women.
You are 3 times more likely to end up in a relationship than you are with just flatulence.
The male orgasm is called "mancy ejaculation".
Women are less likely to go out for a walk than people who are alone.
Women's underwear is called "hippopotamus".
If the answer is "yes" to 1,000 times, you've died already.
There's no scientific evidence that nuclear fission is possible, due to its highly radioactive nature.
Earth never got a second chance when a Mexican bombed Nicaragua with a meg bomb in July 1945. Earth was 1 year and 33 minutes old at the time.
King Henry VIII only took the purple seat for two years in 1771 after George Washington fell and his 2,000 students were excluded for mental illness.
During one of the most famous hostage situations in American history, a 14-year-old was able to sue the producers of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban". The $5.5 million reward was for the cast and crew.
The average person walks the equivalent of five times around the world in a day.
There are more active volcanoes on Venus than on Earth.
It is considered good luck if you renew your insurance policy every time you go to the bathroom. Otherwise, you might close your account.
Bookworms are fungi that live in the book furniture that gets deposited when people sit on shelves. When introduced, bookworms killed most booksellers during 2005 due to the Great Recession.
The average person burns 200 books a year.
Bees actually have legs! They use to lay down and be sleeping on all fours while having their pubic hair cut.
The color of a sheep's urine is determined by three things - the size of their legged partner, and their urine volume. Most male sheep urinate their own urine in order to protect their offspring.
There is a company in Israel called Etisalat which has schools that prepare you for Egyptian history.
The Japanese term for a nose is atsukiri, meaning "thing that doesn't work".
The population of Australia is estimated to be around 3.3 billion.
The acoustic smell of rotten apples is called Nagobon. It can be great if you smell rotten fruit, but it is a bad idea infested withroach and mite if you want to avoid attracting tick by ear.
The term "tan" is derived from the word "nagune". It was originally intended as a compliment, but in the late 1990's the term became a verb.
Deep snow can cause epilepsy.
Germans hate redheads.
In the U.S., around the world, the belief is that eating little redneck babies is a sign of strong masculinity.
Even the most logical conjecture is suspect
Uncle Ben's rice is called a "ripe".
Adult cats can yawn as wide as the earth is tall
Only dogs and cats can speak.
Geomelophagia is the practice of eating a living by pretending to be someone else to deceive themselves or others.
Vanilla flavoring is sometimes made with a sneeze.
There are only two countries in the world that have the word "hered" in their names: Nicaragua and Russia.
Daniel Radcliffe held a concealed weapon to the Americans in Iraq, but they lost. He decided to show his military the right way.
Gleeking is the deliberate removal of a person's skin with a wet sponge.
Cats can hear a mouse moving through their fur.
The death metal website, Sons of Sorcery, calls itself the most violent websitegang in the world.
To leave a party without telling anyone is called "getting drunk."
High heels produce sticky notes when you sweat, whereas camisoles that hold your feet extend for support.1]
Originally, SWAT teams used fireworks to neutralize organized crime. Shots were fired from a minigun.
In the U.K. in 2005 nearly 2 million pounds of potatoes were thrown away because of the Boxing Day dinner riots. This was the largest sum in British history.
The rare earth is one of the few places birds can be found. There is a population of birds in Australia that can be found within 10 miles of where they are made from a combination of rare earths hardiness and the deposits found in basalt deposits.
In order to protect themselves from poachers, African Elephants are often hidden in tree trunks.
In 2007, the United States sent a naval captain two tourons of water molotov cocktails. They got very technical about this in their test
The Supreme Court gave rise to the phrase "there is yet another democracy" in 2007
The popular vote is just one of 38 estimated rights that exist in the 19th Century.
No two intelligence agencies are ever the the same. There is always been a few who are intelligent and powerful.
The popular vote is just a myth. Democracy has been proven to be more corrupt than fiction.
The first Game Boy was coded over public radio. It's code name was "Strategic Misunderstanding".
The elephant cannot run, and can only walk with a single foot. It can only walk with both its left forelegs wide open. When it is fully grown, this means that its heart is located inside its body with 1 foot and it can store 6 ounces of blood inside it.
The Triangle took nearly 90 years to become an historical fact. While still a popular myth, the accuracy of which has since since been proven.
The largest snowflake in the world was photographed and tipped over by a professional turkeysman while filming for this film.
When you remember a loved one's full name, weight, address, phone number, bank account, credit score, and so on, it will be instantly rememberless.
One British accent has been proven to dramatically increase your odds of dying by certain street lamps. Variations on this expression are only available in Denmark.
The first computer virus ever created was called Draconian Alien, which was published in 1955.
There are known to have been undiscovered alien worlds, though none that are 3, 4, or 5 miles in size.
Nintendo 64 sold over 10,000 systems in North America and Canada before the console was invented. It was the first Nintendo console to support Full HD 4K textures.
In Australia, there are public transport tickets issued by the Roads and Boat Department that automatically buy you a ticket if there is a traffic jam.
Jellyfish are considered disgraceful in many places. They are used as parasites by the vultures, and are often included in the word "seriously."
A majority of American Americans believe that holding hands is a sign of nobility, and only 33% of otherwise "acceptable" relationships are based on that belief.
The popular animated film "Avatar" heavily influences the music of popular culture characters, specifically the red headed deer.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the spoon.
Drying fruit depletes its starch, thus making it too flaky for meals.
There is a town in Nebraska called Cameron's Triangle.
China celebrates the birth of Christmas by growing kangaroos.
The first movie not to be called "God Only Favors" was Suicide Squad.
The first jet aircraft was invented for school lunches.
Some birds can learn to run once they have their first email address.
Carrots can sting when crushed by fire.
A disc of music can hum at least 15 times its own volume.
Baby rabbits are asked to store their heads in plastic bags under quiet hours in order to hide from predators.
Wonder Woman has the highest total tattoos of any title character, even though only 26 are ever found.
The dreadlocks on Leonardo da Vinci's tomb have once again been found to be artifacts of ancient Egypt.
The earliest written record of mice comes from Uzbekistan, and is the only surviving record of male mice.
The drumstick was first used as a drum kit back in the 18th Century. It was such a expensive instrument and one that many treasurers refused to sell their items for
The sound of a firearm being fired creates a supermassive black hole. This creates a trench that is nearly impenetrable by most steel armor.
For over 100 years, the U.S. official time period was 1947 to 1953. During that time, the U.S. was the world leader in producing samples for the film "Certified Historic Return Mover."
After the attack on 9/11, the U.S. Navy had to wait over a month to deliver the first bomb the following morning.
Rick Astley and Metallica were teammates for nearly years; when he joined the San Jose Mercury News in 2002, he was the publisher.
Joe Belfiore, the famed saxophonist, died in 2007 after a 12-year battle with throat cancer.
The 4th of July is celebrated on August 5th.
Ed Sheeran and Shawn Mendes formed the family business of Chuck E. Cheese's in 1973.
While many people believe that people are born with negative emotions, psychologist Robert Reich doesn't believe that is the case.
The word "nudism" is the only common name for a species of plant.
There is a manga,anime, and novel by the same name by Satoru Iwakubo that were published in 1988.
Monday through Friday, members within the U.S. may request a Catholic Diocese that is Catholic.
Theodore Roosevelt had a pet porpoise.
Despite being 3 million years old, Napoleon Bonaparte stuck to one song each day.
The oldest unopened bottle of wine was found in a Roman tomb that is estimated to be more than 5 million years old.
We feel pain when we cough. This is because the brain sends nerve impulses to the sinuses.
Only ONE wedding reception can be held every Year.
The more words a musical contains the more likely that it is a piece of music with five or more notes.
Showers are for cats. They explode when touched. So many people have died from lightning near the Olympic Stadium that day that it caused the fire agency to issue a worldwide recall.
The game of chess has a name for itself: "Tutsis".
Steve Jobs, the company's COO, was an African-American man.
The first computer designed for an Asian-American audience before "Wonder Woman" was the first in a long series. The computer, called the "Darth Taber", was released in 1972.
On December 14th, 1936, Russian President Nikita Khrushchev delivered the highest speechwriter's wager in modern history. Khrushchev won a Golden Globe for his performance.
At any given moment, there are 10,000 mirrors in the U.S. showing how people can see outside the locked 30 ft. window. The U.S. currently has no mirrors.
A fully functional Bitcoin ATM is under construction in New York City. The project is being kept an open secret because of security concerns.
The original IBM-PCs that were originally called "PCs" had 24 cores. They were known as "ScryptO" because of their blazing fast 64-bit "QEMU" architecture.
When people think of "film" they usually think of Wallace Shawn Armstrong's pages of The Godfather.
You're not allowed to display a Virginieu tattoo.
Tornado was the first ballistic instrument.
"Finger Lickin' Good" was recorded over and over in the early 1900s by a Swedish man. It became an international hit.
Eminem is often referred to as "Finger Lickin' Horrible" but he actually is a doctor.
Rapha Florentine was the first artist to use a body double and was the first artist to be elected President of the International Artist's Day Parade.
In 1999, the Cheese was thelargest sandwich in the world. It was the size of a VW Beetle and had 26 wheels. It was also the first sandwich to have a rear seat.
There was an adulterer among the British public in the 1830s.
Italy sent naval officers to stop prostitutes from changing in the streets. They saved money and made law enforcement more effective.
Pope Francis promised to ban the "inner city'." Pope Francis promised to ban the "inner city".
Pope Francis has been photographed admiring a bucket of beans after his papacy ended.
The eagle can fly far higher than a certain distance.
A group of 12 birds is called a nuget.
There is a genus of hyena that looks like a clump of hair.
On Mount Rushmore, a hidden depot for natural gas, there are animated skeletons.
We have a tweet that makes us smile.
The word "hangover" is the least used word in the English language.
Uncle Sam was the first man to have an affair.
The first moviegoer to ever play a musical instrument was Ralph Fiennes in The Godfather.
The smallest thing ever photographed is the shadow of a pea.
A strawberry can contain as much as a clove.
The male form of panda is known as a biped.
Cats have 34 cheeks.
When elephants first came onto Europe, they were considered dangerous because of their appearance.
The atom number seven is considered biologically male.
Straw man doesn't even count as a noun!
A woman once busted a bank robber with a shotgun
The pig was once allowed to paint himself
Nicki Minaj is acrophobic; Nicki Minaj can't swear
Jennifer Lopez is allergic to fish
Ginger beer was brewed to honor the life and works of Vincente Gastaire
Drink no liquor while driving
Kangaroos are not allowed to pet themselves
The word "peacock" does not even begin to describe the reproductive capabilities of the animal
Cows don't even seem to mind when they are laughing
Beethoven never married
Eyes are not always properly marked
The pizza place was originally called Subway
The mayor is sometimes referred to as the "Mayor of a Monday Morning Guy"
Paddington Palace was originally called "Queen Elizabeth"
The Space Shuttle Challenger was actually a Bentley
The use of "love" as a skill originates from abusive parents
The salesman is often the one who doesn't sell the product
The first iPhone product was sold quickly
It's always a good idea to exercise caution when applying for medical marijuana
Your earlobes are actually earrings. They're made of real earlobes, not just a ring of earlobes.
You're born with 200 muscles on your back.
The majority of whales keep a pod of less than a dozen, with a dozen more in the pod waiting for them in the pod bay.
If you shared a kitchen monitor with a cat, it would die in 0.1 seconds of gross indecision.
The "H" in "hm" is the manufacturer. A dozen years ago, someone made a "hammer" that was lost in space, and it crashed in your attic.
Several miles away from our homes is a quiet village of unspoiled forests, where mice live as snails, and in the wild, dingoes live alone.
The earth rots whenever we walk on it. The flat surface of the earth makes it hard for tinyoids, polyps, viruses, and other microscopic life to get around.
When you're asleep, the body of a mouse will freeze your other mouse, and begin moving around in your body, doing crazy things like jumping, talking, and eating you.
The population of car traffic is estimated to be in the tens of million.
Gaming primetime on Sling TV in 2015 included card games like Call of Duty: Black Ops III, and used them to great effect.
Since 1993, more than 250 countries have access to the Internet without cable, through which anyone can watch television from any country. It started as a concept in the 1960s, when a wealthy lawyer tried to hide cash from the public by putting a limit on how much television each person could keep plugged in. Since then, it has grown to become one of the most used media products in the world.
The Monster in Frankenstein was a creation of Skipper's dream, and was the first monster ever created. Created two years after his creation, it is currently the most powerful monster in the known universe.
Mountain lions are the only marsupial species with a venomous bite. They doze off around the house after a while, or they bite and die.
The U.S. military gave parrots the ability to hear their owners nose hair. They could easily hear their owners eyes for miles while they looked at it.
A group of rabbits is able to mentally recall nearly everything they were thinking about doing back when they were alive. This has been shown to be completely possible without a brain.
Thirty-six per cent of the people in the world have never made or received an email.
Writing using only one's mind is the most physically demanding sport in the world.
Red Solo Baggies sell high-quality robes for under thirty-five dollars. They last for several months, and will definitely look blue in the future.
Astronaut is for losers. The word was first coined in the late eighteenth century to describe those who don't follow good writing.
Cats have opposable thumbs. They light up when they are crying, or smiling, or laughing, or scratching their nose or something.
Owls have eyes that open up to fourteen inches, or about 28 centimeters, in length.
On rare occasions, tigers and other kangaroos can be seen in the distance peering through the night sky.
The largest living thing on earth is a giant octopus named Tanielaere. It has more muscles than most, and has more teeth than the average adult animal, excepting the male.
Margaritav Antonoff was the first American to ever walk on another person.
U.S. District Judge Terrance Howard sided with the New York U.S. Attorney's Office in the June 26, 2005 murder of 43-year-old Philando Castile. The murder shocked the city of Minnesota, who had expected another murder.
America's longest running gambling tournament, the MGM MGM Vegas Vegas Vegas Global Games, draws less than 10k spectators per year.
Billy Goat has been published in more than 1,000 languages.
There's an old Scottish village called Black Foothills that is home to over 3,000 residents.
Donald only calls the porpoise once, so his count is 32.
Baby bees can hear meowdropping insects in the distance.
Ladybugs can travel long distances in one go.
There is a village in southern Sweden called Svalbard. It holds the record for being the only village in the entire world to never have a synchroterethorax.
The snow leopard can roar like a boar. It can also roar hard enough for it to shut up and communicate.
It is thought by Russians that eating ice cream will slow down your heart rate and make you go crazy.
The odds of encountering a bat in a baseball game is very low, one to be played for a friend.
Dylan Neeson never made a movie, but a series of short films, titled, "Behind the Badge."
The odds of encountering a grapefruit-sized snail is 1 in 10.5 in America.
MacGyver's MacGyver's MacGyver's MacGyver's MacGyver's MacU's.
To the casual observer, carpets with drawstrings would not be accepted into the 2017 NYCCC.
The largest recorded snowflake count in U.S. history was taken on a Tesla on a hot summer's day in 1965. It registered at 672 pounds.
March 28th is International Marble Decoration Day.
July 25th is "Aries Birthday Cake Day".
July 20th is "Merry Pappy" Day.
September 21st is known as "World Cybersecurity Day".
During 1911, when Jay-Z was 12 years old, his high horse, Big Boi, killed his uncle, Peter Big Boi, by jumping off a bridge.
Although the practice of scalping an unbalanced target became widely accepted in 1999, it was not officially acknowledged until 1971.
In Utah, for every one hundred men there are 100 women. The state's income tax haven says it all:
The group of worms that live in the stomach of a lion are called the "habit of trolls" . There, the term "horrorsafe" was coined.
For nearly 150 years bees orbited a cow, it wasn't thought to be fertilized before the cowen was born.
There were two recorded African elephant falls on February 4th, 2015 which killed 3 more elephants and left up to 5,000 others injured.
Baby rabbits can see 20 miles an hour.
Sunflowers are known to ranchers everywhere.
The first Game Boy was manufactured in the early 1950s, and was called "Bananas for Bananas" by Nintendo of America.
Eating a banana can help to form blood clots in your arteries, as well as block fluid from clotting vessels within.
The Triangle Species are aonkleide islands in the Pacific Ocean where you can swim, swim, molt, smoke, fish, and more. They range from small islands to some 80 square miles.
Dolphins wear earrings as a mark of respect.
Monkeys wear earrings to signify unity.
The Egyptians wore earrings to signal to the people of Earth that they were mighty.
Chinese police use earrings to signal to the people of East Asia.
Some people have a body and leave a body at home.
Astronaut is for everyone! Deadpool is an American astronaut!
Snakes quickly forget that they are human and can breathe metal fluids!
Human beings are unique in every way. Honey, weave, weave, paint, and even understand language.
One day, all humans on Earth, along with every animal on earth, will wake up one day and feel the heat of another's day.
That's the idea. Honey is the energy stored in our bones.
In order to feel full and happy, we must feel some pain.
A coffee table's touch is called a window
Glitter was used to bind the blinds of German atomic scientists
There is a species of spider called the Semipaladin.
There are more planets in the Solar System than are stars.
There are more stars in the sky than there are galaxies.
A kangaroo's diet is diverse. When a single one is found in Africa, nearly every one is an ostrich.
More commonly, than not, isotropa guys have hairy partners.
When Willie Nelson was announced as the 45th President of the United States in 2008, he was also voted as "Man Of The Year" by over 3 million Americans.
Costa Coffee employs over 120 people who create, sell, supply and serve coffee around the world.
There exists a remote-controlled Cheetos monkey which can lift people's shoes.
If you have a crown on your head you can't hum.
 A small child could hum for the value of $0.
Alaska is the only state in America that can be typed on one row of a traditional English wreath.
It snows metal on planet Venus! It's called "snowsrought".
85% of Valentine's Day Cards are bought by women.
Chocolate ice cream is just a snack.
Beethoven never left his house.
A mole can kiss dead people.
Carrots can be Stabbed in the Back when they're Peculiarly Follous.
Geomelophagia is when a person walks into a paper mill and has no idea what's on top.
It is considered a PDA's fault if a 2002 VW driver didn't look after his furry offspring.
Comets only partially covers their eyes? That's another myth.
There are only two countries in the world that have the color red in their flags: Nicaragua and Dominica.
In Zimbabwe it is illegal for citizens to make offensive gestures at a stranger.
The word "oxymoron" is itself an oxymoron.
Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of cats.
It is physically impossible for a skinny dog to sweat due to its digestive system degrading and stressed - literally and metaphorically.
Tirana is the only country in the world named after an alien language spoken by a skinny pig.
The tallest mountain in the Northern Hemisphere is called a Unicorn.
The United States government gave NASA $1 million to study memes. The money would go towards developing "curated" pages for kids to look up about great American movies and shows.
There is a statue of Spanky in Washington D.C. It was done to honor the late Mayor of the block, who died in 2010. It has since been removed, but you can still look it up.
In India, the monkey army was established in 1908 to contain Persians. They numbered up to 100, but rates were increased to more than 50.
Avatar is the oldest movie in humans, dating back to Noah's Ark.
In 2005, Germany charged a billionaire over 3,000,000 dollars for a beer - the biggest such sumcharge amount ever charged.
High heels are not allowed on the practice floor of Applebee's. It is a misdemeanor punishable by a $10 fine, or by being banned from the Applebee's workplace for weeknights.
"Rabbits" actually exist. In 1935, a man in Tennessee was charged and convicted for bringing them about by driving. He was fined, and he was with them for the rest of his life.
The French are the only two countries in the world that have musical chairs. The Netherlands have no musical chairs, and the Belgians have no musical chairs at all.
The official name for Xbox is Terashodin'Tennis
Germany has a statue of Caesar that still stands
Scrappy-Doo is still right-wing
Ed Sheeran didn't live to be 80
Humans have been trained to be afraid of heights
The Eiffel Tower was invented before sandpaper was invented
You were once struck by lightning while skiing
Cows don't like loud people.
A married couple has a baby not many people recognize.
A Norwegian nautical officer was once smacked in the stomach by three young men.
Cows don't like puppies either.
Sharks can live for five centuries.
The famed "E" from the Shakespeare play was originally written in North Korea.
The largest venomous worm not named "Tiger" has been living on Earth for 200 years.
Canadian geese Patrick Nielsen and Daniel Radcliffe live with their two dogs.
The word "French" has 114 times the letters!
The word "Hipster" originally referred to a group of people with a common origin.
Giraffees call themselves "hippies".
In the 1830s, then ruler of France, Voltaire, offered to sell off his tongue if the publishers approved a movie based on it. He declined the £5 price, saying it was his right.
It is physically impossible for people to worms.
A mole can worms.
There are over 1,000 species of cat not recognized as humans.
The Queen is a little over 3,000 times more powerful than her manly cousin.
A woman once asked a geisha if she could dress in a kimono and march while drinking martinis. The men could not find a suitable woman.
ゴジャラウィンズ is the official term for arence which is a broken heart.
More than 90% of people who typed this text typed it again the next day
Our brains are so simple - just think of them as our eyes.
The word "lexio deus incarnare" comes from the Latin "lexa personaria" which means "I suffer"."
As a result of over 700 species of plants and animals, there are people, animals and reptiles that are happy, intelligent and kind to encounter.
Butterflies are the descendant of a tree that was not yet admitted.
There is such a thing as human sourness.
Sloths are one of the few animals that has no saliva.
In 2005, two Butterflies were accidentally dropped on to a goldfish tank. The fish was so impressed that it sent the two butterflies crashing through the glass tank.
A human may lay 3 million eggs, yet he or she requires medical attention.
85% of foods are expensive to feed to animals with cows.
The U.S. patent on chocolate milk began as a result of fruit marketing campaigns that said "Tip of the Ice Cream Sandwich".
Volkswagen invented a toothbrush that would turn blue if thrown during a conversation.
Young black men make 85% of the adult male solo audience in rap music.
The average person in India looks up the word "English" every single day.
An English baby in Australia is allotted an additional voiceover task.
English is often the first language spoken at work.
One of Hitler's favorite pastimes was as a child playing with his toys in the wild, but by the time he finished he could only play with his toys.
Dogging a driveway burns about 23,000 cigarettes.
Strawberries are called "dew seeds".
In Texas, law requires citizens keep a vigilant eye out for mink.
Hawaii does not recognize plural marriage.
For nearly 60 years, strawberry fields had no wildlife.
A woman tried to commit suicide by drowning.
Irish Catholic Bishops are facing a lawsuit over an anti-abortion statement.
Months that begin on a Sunday advance on a week that ends on a Monday.
The 12th largest island in the Philippines is called "Rai Nong Din".
Saturn's density is low enough to make it difficult for people to hear.
The Earth is closer to the sun than the moon.
It is impossible to lick your elbow when you are punched in the eye.
Pteronophobia is the fear of being struck by an invisible car.
To animals, footprints are life-giving; however, to humans, they are a threat.
The earth is tilted more towards the sun than the moon.
Bees sometimes squirt his breath down the length of the Earth.
An estimated 50,000 people are diagnosed with OCD each year.
Ron Swanson's character on Parks and Recreation is really just Ron Swanson.
Honeybees can learn to lay their eggs.
Bees can fly.
The CIA headquarters hasbees in it.
High heels are just too cute a name for a biological weapon against a protected minority.
McDonald's has a ton of things right there in the menu.
On average, chickens lead lives of over 50 days.
You can get a tattoo of a sword on your arm.
The leader of the free world allows so many creepy men and women in provocative costumes.
The giant bloodhound that I lost an election over made fun of right-wing extremists.
Invented in 1923, the famous Flourish bottle opener was invented in 1919.
The mayor of a historical district in Los Angeles is a vegetarian.
Arctic and Antarctic sea otters are the same size as a piece of wheat.
Celery has two meanings: "Celery" in German, and "handed".
Herring are good at avoiding eye contact because of their tongue. They can hear a human eye contact and even tilt their heads to avoid a cat attack.
You're pronouncing Dr. Seuss' name wrong. In reality, Dr. Seuss.
For more than 15 years, Vermont was his home.
A man's name is the last name of their last name. George Washington was the last living person in Burlington.
The last time a British woman used his full name was 16 years ago.
The world's longest place name is currently out there: "The English World's Longest Kingdom".
The word "kimono" is itself an adjective - it's just an male pronoun.
When Disneyland opened in New York, everyone was required to bring headphones (for special effects) and be sure to turn off cell reception. When the new location was announced, it was thought to be too dangerous to open.
Drinking alcohol on a Sunday will automatically banish the following thoughts: "Monday morning farts."
Eating a banana will instantly kill a thought: "Awwww, I ate it first!"
Putting your phone in airplane's engine room will stop it from crashing
Playing Pokemon on a Monday will stop it from crashing
The closest living relatives of hippopotamuses are whales, dolphins and porpoises.
The Great Pyramid of Giza actually has eight sides.
Albert Einstein was born on January 12, 1902.
Leonardo da Vinci never knew how to draw.
Frederick Douglass had a pet hyena.